February 04 2017

Michael Fallon Vows To Crush Russia Like An Empty Coke Can

The Defence Secretary is also changing his job title to The Offence Secretary
February 08 2017

Peter Hitchens Still An Insufferable Defeatist Bore

You are all doomed.
February 04 2017

Jeremy Corbyn To Punish 50 MPs Who Defied Party Whip Over Article 50 By Sending Them To The Naughty Step

Also considering sending them to bed without any dinner.